Saturday, 21 November 2009

Has the large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?


Has the large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

On the other hand, the international earth-destruction advisory board still maintains that:



From the site:

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FAQ



THE EARTH HAS BEEN DESTROYED! WHAT DO I DO?!!



Don't panic.


If you took the advice in our leaflet, "Preparing For Geocide", you will have made arrangements for this eventuality by preparing a Geocide Refuge either on a space station, ark ship, or other Earth-like planet. If you have done this, now is the time to make your way to your refuge. Do not stop to collect belongings, pets, or sentimental souvenirs of Earth, such as rocks.


If you have not prepared a Geocide Refuge and your local governing body has not created one for you, your best bet is to signal for help using a walkie-talkie or cellular telephone. Possibly a passing extraterrestrial will rescue you.

My baby's in there!



Your baby has most likely been destroyed.


The Earth hasn't been destroyed! What are you talking about?

Some of you will find it tougher to let go than others. There will be counselling sessions running on Pluto starting in mid-April. The first is at 7:15pm on Thursday 18th. BYOO2.
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I guess I'm still in denial :)